B-O-R-E-D

Okay kiddies… what does that spell!?!?

BORED!!!! YAY!!!!

Ahem. Now my insanity is over. Please excuse me as sneeze into my hand.

I just got back from the worst weekend of my life

I never EVER want to be stuck out in Charleston, Illinois and Vergennes, Illinois EVER again. They are both the most hickilicious towns in Illinois, and it sucks. Major. Ass.

I feel sorry for my cousin, John, who is stuck in Vergennes because he has nowhere else to go. He’s so cool too, he like Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, South Park, all that good stuff, and video games. He plays TONS of games. He’s got his Super Nintendo out and he’s playing Super Mario Bros. or whatever. He totally kicks ass at them too.

And for anyone who cares: The game Indigo Prophecy (which I have for the PS2, I don’t know if it’s on any other system) kicks MAJOR ASS.

So does the game Siren, which I just bought.

Get a personalized WAV from the guy known for AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail!”

El Edwards, the voice of AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail”, is now making money on the internet with his famous voice. You too can have a personalized wav file for your favorite email client that says “You’ve Got Mail, Bob!”.

Oh. My. Billy. Who in their right mind would want to do this?!?! I was SO HAPPY to get away from this guy!!!

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Yahoo Maps pranks Google

Yahoo engineers apparently couldn’t help themselves. The beta of the new Yahoo Maps for a short while listed “The Dude’s Fish Store” at 1600 Amphiteatre Parkway in Mountain View, CA.

This is SOO FUNNY!!! That’s a GREAT prank on Yahoo!’s part.

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There are people sneaking into google for the free lunch they offer

People sneak into Google to get free lunch. That, my friends, is hilarious. I would LOVE to do that if they were.. say… Motorola (I live practically right next to them)

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Nothing is NEW!!!???

Nothing. Eh. Maybe there’s something cool on digg…?

HA! Violent Games DO NOT Make You Violent! THERE IS PROOF!

Results from the first long-term study of online videogame playing may be surprising. Contrary to popular opinion and most previous research, the new study found that players’ “robust exposure” to a highly violent online game did not cause any substantial real-world aggression. Beware sceptics, proof you are wrong!

HAHAHA! SEE!!!!!??? We win.

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Handheld Laser Gun available for purchase

Oh boy, a Laser Ray Gun is now available for purchase from a company called Information Unlimited. This $1750 handheld shooter comes fully assembled, runs on standard AA batteries, and packs enough focused energy to blast a hole in the hardest of metals.

That is SO KICKASS. I want one. To threaten people with. Haha bitches!!

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Well Well Well…

I was GOING to quote Patrick from Spongebob, but this is much funnier.

“Don’t touch me, I’m Steve Jobs!”

(you know, like when Patrick said “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile”, only I fucked it up. As usual. And I was going to quote THAT because it reminded me of ER. lol)

Finally! Updated the Site!

w00t! It is updated! Go visit it now! Just because!